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Posted on 22nd Apr at 10:39 PM, with 323,746 notes

officialpigeon:

When you’re trying to finish typing an essay at 3am

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Posted on 22nd Apr at 1:10 AM, with 5,598 notes
Straight White Boy Problem #199

straightwhiteboyproblems:

straightwhiteboyproblems:

When you find someone in your favorite bathroom and u are thinking “thats MY bathroom”

somebody tagged this as “what are ya doin in my swamp” and i audibly laughed and woke up my dog

Posted on 22nd Apr at 12:23 AM, with 111,983 notes

leovaldicaprio:

littleme60:

OMG!

THIS WAS THE PRESENTATION VIDEO BEFORE THE FIRST HANNAH MONTANA EPISODE IM DYINGGGGG

THIS IS 2006 IN ONE VIDEO

Posted on 21st Apr at 11:52 PM, with 181,326 notes

reallyreallyreallytrying:

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

This is my favorite post. Nothing will ever be as funny to me.
Posted on 21st Apr at 11:03 PM, with 85,107 notes

ediebrit:

oh my fucking god

Posted on 21st Apr at 10:08 PM, with 41,425 notes

180mph:

OMG… today at school I asked to use the bathroom because i HATE MATH CLASS!! and im wasting time and after 5 minutes of taking selfies and blogging on my tumblr blog my teacher walks into the bathroom and says “What are you doing?” And I accidentally said “None of your business, Cumberbitch!” and he stood there shocked but then he said “Who do you ship?” and now we follow each other on tumblr!

Posted on 21st Apr at 10:06 PM, with 575,474 notes
zohbugg:

dr-ift:

bl-ossomed:

niick4:

this is the coolest thing ive seen on this website

holy

Wait what how

what the fuck you mean how? a goddamn computer, that’s how
fuckin think this is some real bullshit like you’re confused as to how someone can hold water and a tiny ass ship are u fuckin’ kidding me
"how"
fuck u

zohbugg:

dr-ift:

bl-ossomed:

niick4:

this is the coolest thing ive seen on this website

holy

Wait what how

what the fuck you mean how? a goddamn computer, that’s how

fuckin think this is some real bullshit like you’re confused as to how someone can hold water and a tiny ass ship are u fuckin’ kidding me

"how"

fuck u

Posted on 21st Apr at 7:12 PM, with 3,541 notes

officialunitedstates:

this is a drama-free blog.  take your plays and musicals elsewhere

Posted on 21st Apr at 5:32 PM, with 125,024 notes

thugmissus:

xemkgx:

do not fall in love with people like me.
i will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. i will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. and when i leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people.

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Posted on 21st Apr at 2:27 PM, with 41,531 notes

cuebae:

shhlindsey:

literallysame:

what the fuck did I just watch

anti-abortion people are wild

just

wild

"kill my baby i need a boob-job"

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