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Posted on 20th Sep at 1:19 PM, with 329,446 notes

floozys:

"hairless cats are disgusting!"

"hairy women are disgusting!" 

image

Posted on 20th Sep at 12:47 PM, with 56,750 notes
iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
iPhone user: I just like this pho-
Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*
Posted on 20th Sep at 2:48 AM, with 88,818 notes

kismaayo:

job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job

Posted on 20th Sep at 12:27 AM, with 37,979 notes

whitegirlsaintshit:

controlledeuphoria:

meanfaggot:

Paris: “yah”

Nicole Richie taught me how to be a friend

YAAAAASSSSS NICOLE DRAG HA!

Posted on 19th Sep at 9:47 PM, with 19,526 notes

unfollow-immediately:

unfollow-immediately:

the government should tax single straight men

that fee when no gf

Posted on 18th Sep at 10:39 PM, with 65,489 notes

panicrobot:

This man was our president for EIGHT YEARS. We are never gonna live this down

Posted on 18th Sep at 10:32 PM, with 129,964 notes

cardozzza:

javeliner:

hang on, wait a second

This is exactly how you sound wen you complain about racism against white people.

Posted on 18th Sep at 10:28 PM, with 109,138 notes

cramp:

fuck you ellen, trying to play me like that, i trusted you, watch your back, this ain’t over

Posted on 18th Sep at 9:49 PM, with 622,625 notes
kireinahana:

thirp:

I don’t know why but this looks to me like I’m on an operation table receiving surgery from cats

Nevermind this is it

kireinahana:

thirp:

I don’t know why but this looks to me like I’m on an operation table receiving surgery from cats

Nevermind this is it

Posted on 18th Sep at 9:49 PM, with 243,098 notes
kireinahana:

spoken-not-written:

stunningpicture:

When radiologists take a selfie

dead

Wait I’ve seen this

kireinahana:

spoken-not-written:

stunningpicture:

When radiologists take a selfie

dead

Wait I’ve seen this

Posted on 18th Sep at 8:20 PM, with 9,194 notes

findingquentin:

there was a guy at the park today who was quentin tarantino so i asked him “are you quentin tarantino” and he said “no” so it actually wasn’t quentin tarantino but i feel like i’m getting close

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