Where Cats and Dreams Are Made
Wordswithoutaneverafter, myheartisnuclearr, sunriseontheeastsidee, disc0urage, breathofsaltyair, and beyondthe-body personal collab<3
Posted on 24th Jul at 5:02 PM, with 25,338 notes



this is the funniest fucking interview i have ever seen

i am crying this is everything

Posted on 24th Jul at 2:14 PM, with 186,059 notes


You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

Posted on 24th Jul at 11:45 AM, with 17,846 notes


the fault within our star was so romantic

Posted on 23rd Jul at 10:02 PM, with 10,815 notes


when people talk shit behind my back

Posted on 22nd Jul at 7:51 PM, with 40,784 notes
baby: a- a- a-
parents: oh, the baby's first words!!
baby: a- aaa- al-
parents: apple?? air??
baby: a- al- al-
baby: Alchemy. The science of understanding, deconstructing, and reconstructing matter. However, it is not an all-powerful art; it is impossible to create something out of nothing. If one wishes to obtain something, something of equal value must be given. This is the Law of Equivalent Exchange, the basis of all alchemy. In accordance with this law, there is a taboo among alchemists: human transmutation is strictly forbidden - for what could equal the value of a human soul...?
Posted on 22nd Jul at 4:45 PM, with 92,208 notes


Me: “dad am i adopted?”
Dad:no, ur David. why woud anyone name you ‘Adopted’? even if we wanted to, ur name was alredy David when we adopted you

Posted on 22nd Jul at 1:53 PM, with 52,028 notes


It’s officially gone too far now.

Posted on 22nd Jul at 1:50 PM, with 298,844 notes



how to be smooth as hell with your crush

*takes notes*

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