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Posted on 29th Jul at 1:14 AM, with 75,467 notes
apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

Posted on 29th Jul at 1:13 AM, with 571,729 notes

A student tweeted about a test, and the next day it was the teacher’s desktop background. 

A student tweeted about a test, and the next day it was the teacher’s desktop background. 

Posted on 27th Jul at 9:48 PM, with 213,036 notes
God: you have to die so their sins can be forgiven
Jesus:
Jesus:
Jesus:
Jesus: i just came here to have a good time and i'm honestly feeling so attacked right now
Posted on 27th Jul at 12:44 PM, with 155,566 notes

meanplastic:

when you accidentally open your front camera

image

Posted on 27th Jul at 1:52 AM, with 123,081 notes

meghancat:

vinebox:

What vines are like in japan

I wasn’t prepared for this.

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